by abcdimakememes May 16, 2023
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I lived a full life as a 360lb black man named Daequan. On my 36th birthday I was kidnapped by the KGB do to my relations with certain U.S special forces that took action in missions related to Cuba during the cold war. A man named Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky held a hot medal rod up to my throat. Things got fuzzy and warm until I woke up in a twin sized bed located in a two story house as a 12 year old 125lb white boy named Paul.
by IDontKnowWhatsReal April 25, 2022
Get the Paul mug.This phenomenon involves investing time into a serious or important conversation with a coworker while your back is turned to him or her, and, while you are still talking to this person, they leave the room unbeknownst to you, leaving you feeling frustrated and foolish. "Paul" comes from the High Norse verbs "Pa": "to vanish into" and "uhl" (later after Visagoth invasions of Northern Europe spelled) "ul": "land of shadows and dust."
Scene: Locus en Munus
Paul: "So, B, how was your weekend?"
B: "Pretty rough, man, my mom died, my wife left with our dog, and then I had to drive to Houston to switch out my Dad's oxygen tank and colostomy bag, and then..." (realizing the room is eerily quiet, B turns to find Paul absent; crestfallen, a single tear rolls down his cheek. He had been pauled yet again).
Paul: "So, B, how was your weekend?"
B: "Pretty rough, man, my mom died, my wife left with our dog, and then I had to drive to Houston to switch out my Dad's oxygen tank and colostomy bag, and then..." (realizing the room is eerily quiet, B turns to find Paul absent; crestfallen, a single tear rolls down his cheek. He had been pauled yet again).
by Bryan Pope December 11, 2008
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by arkayache January 22, 2021
Get the Paul mug.A nice guy who also is a menace. He can make any girl smile with his positive words and can make anyone laugh
He such a Paul
by Big fan on jj November 23, 2021
Get the Paul mug.Oom paul is a guy that is kak snaaks. He know how to brighten up your day when you are sad. He does not feel a poes what people think about him. He is a superhero and helps you if you need toe tie your shoes. He lives in a very scruffy plek but that is ok because we love oom paul for the person that he is.
by Andre allah November 21, 2021
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