potato

its a round pice of shit with lumps and stuff and its peachy brown color and its the most bootiful this in the world and your all jealiouse of it

i killed a patato and turned it to freanch mbaked potatos

by potatoloverjelly October 28, 2019

Potato

A yummy way to fix any problem

Dude: *Gets into argument*
Bro: *Throws potato at gut*

by MooIsCool November 1, 2019

Potato

A vegetable that is found growing in the ground and is most likely going to be brown and ugly.🥔

Girl: what is that shoved up your ass?
Boy: it’s a potato!
Girl: ...

by GabbyC03 November 2, 2019

Mr. and Mrs. potato head

2 potato’s named crystal and Davis. Who both are stoners and they been together forever with have three green alien kids gisell, Bri, zeka ( virus ). thinking they r going on adventures but just moving from place to place being headasses.

Mr. and Mrs. potato head Both work for the one and only WOODY muthafuckers.

by Mk my g November 4, 2019

Potato

Potato - Bored or Boredom

Potato can also be used as an insult or to summon the potato gods

Potato - I'm bored

By singing potato you can summon the God of potatos which can grant you a potato in any form.

YOUR A POTATO! - Meaning you Suck or your Fat mainly You Suck.

by AllyTheDemon December 4, 2020

potato

a potato is a

"potato"

by .potato December 4, 2020

Potato Gobbler

Potato Gobbler refers to a sexual act in which on participant defecates in the other participants mouth and they bite, chew and frankly gobbles down that turd

Honey, can I be a Potato Gobbler tonight

No honey, It comes out as brown slush these days

by PoopyHeadMan December 7, 2020