Post-Nut Abstraction

A form of Post-Nut clarity, but so severe that it can lead to long term depression, self harm and even death by suicide.

After jimmy finished wanking off to his gay furry porn, he experienced severe Post-Nut Abstraction. In a blind fit of rage he ran downstairs, grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed himself 10 times.

by princelothric March 11, 2024

Post Yogurt

Musician Post Malone's name given at birth. Post Yogurt as a name was discouraged by his gang stalkers so, you know.

Antagonist: That Post Yogurt album was ill-conceived and lacking in form.

Protagonist: Fuck you and your antiquated name for Post Malone.

Fin

by Mikie Mike and the Miketones April 8, 2023

Post-Owned Car

A car for sale after having been previously owned

I'm gonna go buy a post-owned car

by Iamafox March 29, 2024

post

after or later

Yo dawg ima see u post.

by Therealdawg February 27, 2017

post ludum depression

that empty feeling of having completed a game and not knowing what to do with yourself

The post ludum depression after finishing NieR left me a wreck for weeks.

by tengokujin January 7, 2024

nathaniel posts streaks

he sends people streaks and posts it on his snapchat story

nathaniel posts streaks on his story because hes retarded

by fatty90skid October 20, 2019

Post-Termy

Grabbing a beer at the airport AFTER you have already landed at your final destination.

I grabbed a post-termy when I landed so I could delay my arrival home. If I left right away, I would have had to put the kids to bed and I just couldn’t deal tonight!

by Rose Annap August 20, 2024