"allah is calling" is the best shirt ever created. U can find it on Amazon. It is a shirt that says "Allah is calling" with one red button that says decline and one green button that says accept.
Person 1: Ayo is that the "allah is calling" shirt?
Person 2: Yes it is.
Allah: *Starts calling the shirt*
Person 2: *Starts levitating*
Person 2: Yes it is.
Allah: *Starts calling the shirt*
Person 2: *Starts levitating*
by Amonaly March 8, 2022

by Booby-boy November 6, 2017

Calls is a nickname commonly utilized by those named Callum. Generally, as not the brightest of folks, this is a play on their inability to spell their own shortened name having attempted to write Cal. As a result of this, this nickname is used to:
a) shorten the name Callum
b) make fun of their crippling dyslexia or immense stupidity
Often the Callum will not even know they are being made fun of.
a) shorten the name Callum
b) make fun of their crippling dyslexia or immense stupidity
Often the Callum will not even know they are being made fun of.
by Stickydragon January 17, 2024

by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

When a group of sexually confused teenagers have a Skype call that lasts longer than 2 hours. Normally contains 4 people, 2 girls, 2 guys and they will try to impress one another until someone jizzes in their pajamas.
"Hey Andy, want to have a Group Call?"
"Sorry Isabela, I've discovered my sexuality, sorry."
"Well that's a shame, i'll find other sexually confused 15 year old."
"Sorry Isabela, I've discovered my sexuality, sorry."
"Well that's a shame, i'll find other sexually confused 15 year old."
by Lettuce (Vegan Destroyer) August 7, 2016

"Hey, I didn't see you at work yesterday"
"I know, I went out with my new boyfriend and had to call in dick"
"I know, I went out with my new boyfriend and had to call in dick"
by fishboy123 August 30, 2013
