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Allah is calling

"allah is calling" is the best shirt ever created. U can find it on Amazon. It is a shirt that says "Allah is calling" with one red button that says decline and one green button that says accept.
Person 1: Ayo is that the "allah is calling" shirt?
Person 2: Yes it is.
Allah: *Starts calling the shirt*
Person 2: *Starts levitating*
by Amonaly March 8, 2022
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Call me a taxi

Means that a person wants no part in the matter
Is this a drug deal!?!? Call me a taxi bye.
by Booby-boy November 6, 2017
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Calls

Calls is a nickname commonly utilized by those named Callum. Generally, as not the brightest of folks, this is a play on their inability to spell their own shortened name having attempted to write Cal. As a result of this, this nickname is used to:

a) shorten the name Callum
b) make fun of their crippling dyslexia or immense stupidity

Often the Callum will not even know they are being made fun of.
Me: 'Hey Calls'
Callum: 'Yup'
Me: Silent internal hysteria
by Stickydragon January 17, 2024
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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025
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Group Call

When a group of sexually confused teenagers have a Skype call that lasts longer than 2 hours. Normally contains 4 people, 2 girls, 2 guys and they will try to impress one another until someone jizzes in their pajamas.
"Hey Andy, want to have a Group Call?"

"Sorry Isabela, I've discovered my sexuality, sorry."
"Well that's a shame, i'll find other sexually confused 15 year old."
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call in dick

When a woman has a night of too much lovin' and can't make it to work the next morning.
"Hey, I didn't see you at work yesterday"

"I know, I went out with my new boyfriend and had to call in dick"
by fishboy123 August 30, 2013
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