An intensive battle between 2 or more participants.
in which after being back to back for three seconds each "Ninja" must leap out and spin to face there opponent(s).
"Ninja's" must take there turn clockwise, the first "Ninja" to have his/her turn is the one whom is last to land after leaping.
the first turn can be any footwork or hand movment the "Ninja" wishes but it must be swift and in one direction.
the turn is then passed clockwise to the next "Ninja" and they must make there move.
when targeted or threatend by an oponetnt "Ninja's" move the other ninja can doge, it must be as swift as an attack.
falling over in a battle of "Ninja" is the same as having your hand hit by your opponent, instant dissmisal.
a "Ninja" can crouch or lay flat in order of strateigical placment, but it must be a movment and not out of turn.
in which after being back to back for three seconds each "Ninja" must leap out and spin to face there opponent(s).
"Ninja's" must take there turn clockwise, the first "Ninja" to have his/her turn is the one whom is last to land after leaping.
the first turn can be any footwork or hand movment the "Ninja" wishes but it must be swift and in one direction.
the turn is then passed clockwise to the next "Ninja" and they must make there move.
when targeted or threatend by an oponetnt "Ninja's" move the other ninja can doge, it must be as swift as an attack.
falling over in a battle of "Ninja" is the same as having your hand hit by your opponent, instant dissmisal.
a "Ninja" can crouch or lay flat in order of strateigical placment, but it must be a movment and not out of turn.
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