Ninja

Someone with KICK-ASS moves. They are practically impossible to see.

Guy 1: What was that?
Guy 2: Could be a ninja.

Guy 1: H-HOW CAN YOU BE SO C-C-CALM!?

by MagicalNarwhal August 24, 2011

arm ninja

somone who cuts/slits their wrist

josh: did you know *insert* cuts themselves?

you: yeah they r such a arm ninja

by chrismotionless November 24, 2022

ninja

Ninja is a complete idiot and is addicted to his games.
Do NOT subscribe to him or follow him at all costs
You will be bombarded with meaningless fortnite streams

Dude ninja is such a moron, don’t do anything with him

by The Dissnosaur December 1, 2018

Ninja Duck

A rather loud fart.

I was reading my daughter a bedtime story and farted. I told her she had ninja ducks running around in her room.

by #1id10t April 13, 2020

Ninja Sprinkler

When a Black man falls asleep with an erection, has a wet dream and shoots his load to the ceiling

Antwon pulled out a Ninja Sprinkler last night in our dorm room.

by Floppy jack October 21, 2011

ninja phoned

When you’re texting in bed and you drop your phone on your face.

I ninja phoned myself last night.

by Hlsmyr52 December 11, 2021

Tripp ninja

An amazing dj with an insane visual presence you won't forget.

Did you guys see Tripp Ninja during his set last night?? It was amazing!

by An amazed concert attendee December 21, 2020