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Making mustard

The act of urinating, mid anal coitus, into the recipients shitpipe while continually thrusting, until a foamy gelatinous Dijon ring is created around the base of your shaft. Most easily accomplished with morning wood, prior to cracking the seal of your 1st skanky, beer induced, chlamydia flavored amberbach piss of the day.
Since my boyfriend Steve's bladder has the capacity of an oil tanker, I made good use of my boner and urgently eminent need to piss by making mustard in his hairy, vacuous dick storage, to be used later that evening as a condiment for a lovely roast beef dinner.
by Little Jonn August 20, 2024
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Make Everest flat

Making something very complex very simple
I need you to make Everest flat as a don't understand what your are saying to me
by Ellis911 September 9, 2016
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making mashed potatoes

When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.
Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?

John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.
by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019
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whatever makes you happy

A passive-aggressive term used to end dumb arguments you do not want to talk with anymore.
It is often used to stop making any new fights or statements, and ending the conversation so both parties can move on with the rest of their lives.
A: "Like I said, Sydney is a better city to live in than Melbourne!"
B: "Whatever makes you happy man."
by gnome is better October 20, 2023
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making love

when two people who are in love with each other and don't see no other people haven't been with no other people in their lives, and are the opposite sex that they have sex so intimately and romantically it drives up the pleasure and feeling of sex so good it creates even more love between the people, even if two people didn't love each other, it may be possible for it to happen if they made love the right way. its so good to be love and to love someone that even the orgasm feels better than when you just trying to get off a orgasm in casual sex or just fucking.
we making love tonight, we making some babies right now, they'll be coming in the morning, we will be cumming soon.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
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It doesn't make sense to me

"I mean, I'm reading it how you're reading it and I'm like 'It doesn't make any sense!' "
Hym "That isn't how I'm reading it though so no... That's not what you're doing. This is what I was talking about earlier. The assertion that our disagreement comes from MY failure to comprehend information. It's not that it doesn't make sense to me it's that Leviticus IS a slavery and animal sacrifice instruction manual. It outlines exactly how it wants you to treat slaves and it tells you exactly how many animals you have to kill to forgive sin. I'm not failing to understand anything. I think I made a fallacy out of that? Did we ever find out if that was already a thing or not? Argumentum ad Comprehendum? Is there already one that is like that? New fallacy! Humanity's greatest schilar of reason!"
by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
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Then make me

When someone is telling you to stop, but you refuse and challenge them into stopping you; most likely fighting
A: bro can you stop screaming in the bus for no reason
B: then Make me
A: bruh...
by Mr.fort October 29, 2022
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