April 3rd

National makeout with your bestfriend day

Person 1: Hey, Its april 3rd
Person 2: What does that mean
Person 1: Lets make out
Person 2: Bet

by cheeken batt April 2, 2022

April 26

National send your bf nudes day.

Boy: hey its April 26
Girl:fine... *sends nudes?

by Drewastakenbysomebody April 26, 2024

April 19

National “Be Nice to People Named Ashley” day

Person 1: “Woah, Ashley is super cool!”

Person 2: “Why are you saying that? You hate Ashley.”

Person 1: “Oh, because today is April 19. It’s National Be Nice to People Named Ashley Day.”

by Callie L April 19, 2022

Aprilism

A phrase or saying(usually made by a friend) meant to invoke a sense of shock or convey something theoretically silly.

Person A: “Hey so…Adam said he would rip out my nose hairs and cook them like spaghetti noodles?”
Person B: “Oh dude don’t worry that’s just another Aprilism of his”
Person A: “Oh cool.”

by Cactushehehahaha January 5, 2024

9th april

It’s national winifred day, squeeze your nan and tell her you love her

it’s 9th april run up wall nan

by guest67876 April 23, 2020

9th April

the day where qihom gets spanked

korn: “It’s the 9th April, it’s about to get wild!”
michael: “Yoo, that’s kinda messed up man”

by k0rniy December 2, 2023

April

Gym milf, crazy blonde hair, would be literally out-the-wazoo in bed so you're scared of her. Asks you to help her in the tanning rooms without your consent.

There's probably a reason that the crazy eyed woman named April is single in her mid-forties.

by OHYESYESBABY August 21, 2023