pond club

A group of men and women who enjoy motor boating both boats and breasts.

I joined the pond club and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

by PondClubber March 22, 2023

typing club

a place where you type and type and type and ty...................

you: finally done typing jungle
typing club: more

by Nyan dog October 22, 2019

Jon J Walter's Club

When you have 2 separate friends with benefits who both have a husband or wife. (In Reference to Jon Walter from 90 Day Fiancee: Before The 90 Days)

Mark: YOOOOOO! Guess who's officially part of the Jon J Walter's Club?!

Frank: Nice.

by rudy STANTZ May 15, 2020

club penguin

is kil

club penguin is kil

by pippineleanorthesequel January 31, 2020

Club Penguin

Roblox but theres no pedophiles and its epic

rip club penguin

by A really big weirdo August 27, 2025

Leisure club

Low quality and cheap Chinese made 'style' or 'range' (not to be confused with brand) of plain ugly track pants, hooded sweatshirts, and t shirts made using slave labourers in "sweat shops and mostly of cheap polyester which is a by product of refining crude oil and fossil fuels into other chemicals. This boring range of low quality garbage is marketed as *fit wear* by Hallensteins brothers clothing stores in new zealand and is popular with mellenials and other similar types of woke idiots found making TikTok's in their spare time and also with older people experiencing mid life crisis. It is said by some that the meaning is a throw to homosexuals who meet up in parks for discreet sexual encounters, the asian characters in the logo translate to for gay fun hence the "leisure club for gay fun"

"I met some blokes from the leisure club at the park last night and we had a homo-bukake"

by Kaymanouttahur October 10, 2024

Big club nonce

Found in many countries round the world, the big club nonce (BCN) is a supporter of a 'big' sports team, usually, but not exclusively, a professional Football (soccer) club. The main characteristic of a BCN is that he or she thinks they are somehow superior to a supporter of a smaller team just by virtue of the fact they support a big club. This perceived superiority is not limited to football knowledge, and when called out about being BCN's they get as angry as actual nonces get when peadophile hunters catch them and film it live on Facebook, hence the use of the word nonce (which at one time was considered to be offensive but is now common place). The BCN is usually a glory hunter and often shunned by supporters of their own team.

BCN: what would you know about the 4-3-3 system, you support a league one side?
Other supporter: Mate pack it in you sound like a big club nonce.

Also:
BCN: We should be beating teams like......
Other supporters: Jesus mate you sound like a big club nonce.
Also:
BCN: Why would you spend your money supporting that rubbish
Clinton Baptiste: I'm getting the words.... Big club nonce.

by Nutbutternutter September 14, 2020