Number Two the Hard Way

When your female partner is sitting on the bowl taking a number one, you take a number one at the same time in the same bowl

To save time, we go Number Two the Hard Way

by fartattack 2 March 1, 2024

Hard on

The initial energizing of an electrical circuit by engaging an over current protection device.

Man1: Jenna Jamison is moaning.
Man2: That gives me a hard on.
Man1: Isn’t she hot?
Man2: My hard is on.

by Jaythereal December 23, 2022

why-hard

person questioning other people without stopping until he/she will piss them off

Example of why-hard:
Questioning on every sentence other people say.

Person ,, Such a beautiful pot.''
Why-hard ,, Why is it beautiful?''
Person ,, Because of that original design.''
Why-hard ,, Why design and how it is original?''
Person ,, Because this design never have been made before, and I just love it''
Why-hard ,, Why it didn't been made before? Why do you love it?''
etc.

by CoffeeK_ May 27, 2016

Hard

Crack Or Rock Cocaine
Freebase Cocaine

I smoke hard everyday

by Haardafson August 24, 2018

Bitch-hard

Not necessarily "rock hard" but hard enough for the bitch.
It pertains to either something with difficulty or the male genitals/penis.

-"That test was bitch-hard!"
-"Dude my dick is bitch-hard, shit man."

by AsianAlmighty January 20, 2014

hard

when a boy gets excited when a girls shoulder is being exposed.

"Why is he getting hard over brittanys shoulder"

by dicksucker69420guccigang March 2, 2019

Hard Fade

When a girl stops talking to a dumb idiot that they don't want to bang.

Kyle got hard faded by Melissa. Now he is crying but scuba and can't see tears.

by Tmoney September 15, 2014