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Golden State Warriors 

How many other teams have had at least 3 of their main players together for most of 10 years besides the Golden State Warriors? Every other team seems to have a revolving door for star players.
The Golden State Warriors keep all their star players because they're one of the richest teams. Of course they can be the most dominant team of the last 10 years, hardly any other teams, if any, have been together as long. It's a lot harder to win with a team that hasn't been together long.
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Golden Eagles

A pay to win currency in the MMO Warthunder that people spend their life savings on.
person 1: I just bought another 10,000 Golden Eagles
person 1's wife: I want a divorce

Golden Falcon 

Much Better than a Golden Eagle... Located in the heart of Oklahoma, but able to fly anywhere with a day's notice and a tanker. Get's the job done in any location and in any capacity. Able to gain a deep look and provide tactics to those who need it. Semper Vigiles
The Golden Falcons achomplished the mission and ate all the pierogis.

Golden Milk Kilt

The same as a Milk Kilt, but the two participants are your wife and sister-in-law.
"Bro, I heard you got a Milk Kilt the other night! ""Naw, it was a Golden Milk Kilt, it was my wife and sister-in-law."

Golden Powerwash 

A Golden Powerwash is you you take a shit, and then you have to take a piss. You use your piss to clean the remaining shit smears.
Damn, Jack, I had to use a Golden Powerwash to clean off the remaining shit smear, and I flushed a turd.

Golden Biscuit 

A golden biscuit is something that is perfect just like a golden biscuit.
My girlfriend is such a golden biscuit I don't know why she fell for me.

Goldilocks Burn

When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.
Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”

“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”