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Full-Pastrami

Coined by Ben Schwartz on the show 'Mythical Kitchen', Full-Pastrami is putting all of the possible effort into an action. This is an allusion to when Ben Schwartz would go to a Jewish Deli and get a "Full-Pastrami" sandwich and it would be stacked high with deli meat.
Joey really went Full-Pastrami on his final exams. He got an A.
by drodz17 December 17, 2024
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Full-Circle Humor

When you make a joke with a punch line, and then you move onto a new subject. However, it will revolve right back to the same joke that was just made!
I was talking out my ass. Then later you will say something funny and you’ll say it was just my ass talking again. That was Full-Circle Humor
by ChristopherStepper April 26, 2025
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Full-Time Motherfucker

Someone who wakes up and chooses to be a f***ing dog. Competing with themselves day in and out, no rest. Just a sick motherfucker working full time.
I see this guy in the gym everyday, sometimes even twice! He’s a full-time motherfucker!
by differentbreeddefinition December 27, 2020
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Full Time Scum

"Full Time Scum" is also known as FTS for an abbreviation . This refers to a person whose sole purpose of living and outlook of life is for sexual pleasure and to increase their amount of sexual partners. Someone who is FTS bottom's line is always sex, for example, they may maintain a job, but the purpose of that money is to go towards an effort to increase their body count. Someone who is FTS does not have time for any other hobbies, if it may not result in sex
Bro JP is a full time scum, he's linked 4 girls this week and its only Thursday!
by FTS4L March 15, 2023
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Full-Diaper Conservative

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.
“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlynn Benet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Didn’t she shit herself at a Kent State frat party?”
by JebShallRiseAgain November 1, 2020
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Full Clearance

To have a shit and a wank in the same sitting. Also known as a '147'
I was bored at work so I went to the toilet for a full clearance.
by Matty STew July 27, 2022
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Hands full

Refers to a sex position where a girl has all 3 of her holes filled and a Cock in each hand, all at the same time.
That girl had her hands full at last night's party.
by TWINKIES_DD December 8, 2023
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