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sun-cream eater 

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To discribe someone so idiotic they require the 'DO NOT EAT. THIS IS NOT A FOOD' warning on a bottle of sun-cream. Can be used in polite conversation because of its obscurity.
"your DVD is due back before 10pm"
"in the morning?"
"you are a sun-cream eater"
confused face, leaves.
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eats • eat out • eater • eat shit • eating out • Eat a dick • eat shit and die • eat ass • EAT-IT! • eat me

eating pussy 

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To have oral sex with a woman. Also known as cunnilingus. The eater can be either male or female, but the eatee must be a female, or some other cunted creature. Eating the pussy may involve licking, sucking, blowing, kissing or other similar action to the labia minora and clitoris. This activity could preceed or follow normal dick-to-twat action.
I called Duane, but he was busy eating pussy and said he'd call back later.
eating pussy by Robert E. Porter January 13, 2006
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Eatin' 

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To be straight with money
"Yo before we robbed that spot i was broke. Now we all eatin'."
Eatin' by G121212 February 9, 2006
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Eating Box

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When you are performing rigorous cunnilingus on a female with a shaved vaginal region. Often accompanied by about a .14 BAC and a towel to dry your mouth afterwards. Also: See Blackbox munching.
"So many hoes in this jaunt right now wearing skin-tight dresses. I'm definitely going to be eating box tonight."
Eating Box by boxeater14 January 2, 2012
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cum eating 

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They act of swallowing a squiggly white liquid
That slut is a professional when it come to cum eating
cum eating by MikMik da dick March 18, 2016
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Like a bulldog eating custard

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A phrase used to describe the appearance of female genitalia after unprotected sexual intercourse.
Fred: She wanted me to go down on her afterwards.
Jeff: Did you?
Fred: Hell no! It looked like a bulldog eating custard!
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