douche monster

When someone you thought was your friend is being annoying and won't shut up.

I.E. a douche.

You: LALALALALALALALLA

Me. God! Shut up!! You are such a douche monster some times.

by you know who it is12123235 October 21, 2010

Douche Slap

Douche Slap: v. def: When someone is being such a moron that they should be slapped in the face with a douche.

ex. "Would someone please douche slap that dumbass?"

by BeaverSlapper August 6, 2008

Logical Douche

A person that has to have everything logical

Dude you got like a million feet of air!
Logical douche: that's impossible you would die from those heights

by o T-Rev o October 22, 2011

Insta-Douche

a tall, lanky, austrailian douchebag.

You're an "insta-douche" for taking up six washers.

Dude! You used pacifism and arrest on 8 of my creatures! You're such an insta-douche!

by Jace Beleren February 27, 2011

Douch Monger

A person who is not only a total douch, but a complete tool who wears abercrombie and fitch polos tucked into their white shorts, slicks their hair back with hair gel, and wear visors like they were brought to the future from the late 90's

Man, that dudes such a douch monger, I just want to take his visor and punch him in the mouth

by JimmyNuetronBoyGenius September 20, 2009

douche bag

a skank that has a thingy to clean there thingy that smells like pussy

ur mom

by bob the red November 8, 2003

douche-a-louche

1. The ultimate “loser"
2. Someone who is not only massively brain dead so much so that the very thought of them is so foul and putrid that it reminds you of vaginal cleansing, but also very frightening and creepy in the most corny way possible.
3. A person of this nature should be avoided at all costs.

Friend 1 – "This guy I’m seeing is such a douche-a-louche, he texted me that I should come over because he’s wearing a Mexican Sombrero and nothing else!"
Friend 2 – "Wow! Please never speak to him again!"

by Christine Cascio December 9, 2008