Beat a BLU Mercenary Day

This is a National Holiday on every June 23, where any Mercenary working for the Builders League United (BLU, a subsidiary of TF Industries) must succumb to a beating from anyone of any kind (Humans, Raccoons, Wizards, Books, Flying Eyeballs, etc.) Oh, and also they CANNOT fight back!

RED Merc: Hey pal! Guess what day it is!
BLU Merc: Uhm... What?!
RED Merc: It's Beat a BLU Mercenary Day, Chucklenuts!

*A long beating of the BLU Merc begins*

by thatsanicdude December 09, 2023

Beat Street

Street located in downtown PoundTown where where your girl gets fucked.

I dropped your girl off on Beat Street to pickup some baboon meat.

by Shamgodd91 August 15, 2019

Stank Beat

Wicked rhythm track-righteous drum
parts.

"Yo you ever listen real close to P-Funk's "Give up the funk"?
"Hell yeah. That shit's the Stank Beat!"

by scrappington2 October 04, 2014

thumb beat

To beat someone with your thumb, only using your thumb and a whipping motion you hit them on the head.. or arm..Thumb beats are Dope.

Mike is on the back seat of the bus raises hit and and smacks cold on the head infront of him cole yells out nice thumb beat and returns the favor

by Aaron clark February 12, 2008

Thumb beat

THe act of using your thumb as a weapon, b whiping it with your wrist and delivering devistating pian on someones head.

Matt: whats a thumb beat,
Thomas: here ill show you,
Matt: Oww WTF

by Tommy-boy March 29, 2008

beat your shrine while you whine

When urban dictionary rejects your definition so you masturbate while you are bawling your eyes out while playing MOONLIGHT by xxxtentacion

beat your shrine while you whine:

me ima beat my shrine while i whine because jeff is being a peice of shit

by Baznigger April 26, 2019

ChaCha Beat boy

The thing everyone needs in their life.

(Deathbed conversion)

X: I......I-....
Y:Wh-What is it..?
X:I-... I need...
Y: What do you need? What can I do for you?
X: I need a ChaCha Beat boy

by youdonthavetoknow9 February 20, 2017