Take a hot, steamy shit in a bag, preferrably a brown bag, and then tie, or twist, it shut. Proceed to hit somebody with it, most likely the face so they can smell the steaming pile of shit.
by Nukaworldsupreme October 6, 2008

A chode to the fullest extreme. Usually used for people who drive like grandmas and hinder the progression to your destination, in coordination with the fact that you are running low on time.
by James4289 May 16, 2008

by MarkeyMark69 February 26, 2019

the act-
using a full bag of large muffins, one strikes a blow to the head/face of another. the muffin-bagger is usually entitled to this attack because of a stupid comment or action that the muffin-baggee said or did.
the aftermath-
if the muffin-baggee doesn't immediately concede to the muffin-bagger and admit to being an idiot, the muffin-baggee must consume all 9-12 muffins within a designated time, a right granted to the bagger.
these are the rules of muffin-bagging and they are unflinchingly rigid.
using a full bag of large muffins, one strikes a blow to the head/face of another. the muffin-bagger is usually entitled to this attack because of a stupid comment or action that the muffin-baggee said or did.
the aftermath-
if the muffin-baggee doesn't immediately concede to the muffin-bagger and admit to being an idiot, the muffin-baggee must consume all 9-12 muffins within a designated time, a right granted to the bagger.
these are the rules of muffin-bagging and they are unflinchingly rigid.
baggee- "dude, france totally still has a shot in the 2010 world cup."
bagger- "guy, they really don't, and now you deserve what's about to happen."
*muffin-bag to the dome*
bagger- "guy, they really don't, and now you deserve what's about to happen."
*muffin-bag to the dome*
by muffinbagger23 June 20, 2010

Julie started developing puberty bags in 6th grage, Tom started to develop puberty bags sophmore year. Girls tend to develop puberty bags much sooner than boys.
Have your puberty bags come in?
Have your puberty bags fallen down?
Have your puberty bags come in?
Have your puberty bags fallen down?
by Mobb It. February 14, 2012

A cousin to the "motorboat." Where one places there face on the scrotum and "motorboats" instead of the breasts.
Tired of the routine foreplay, Emile insisted on a quick speed-bag prior to fellatio to get him going.
by DrChode May 22, 2009

by JayBird36 July 29, 2006
