April 12th

All the best girls are born on this day. Plus they’re born under the sign of Aries. They’re such goddesses, get yourself a girl born on this day and you’ll be the luckiest in the world.

“Omg! It’s «April 12th» today! It’s my girlfriend’s birthday!!”
“Ohhh man, you’re the luckiest person I’ve ever met!”
April

by anonymous December 2, 2023

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April 20th

International Knowledgeable people day! if you find someone unknowledgeable smack them with a spatula

P1) "Yo are you knowledgeable?"
P2) "no I'm really dumb, why?"
P1) *laughs, then beats p2 with a spatula*
P2) why did u do that to me?
P1) its April 20th

by UwUmommyOwO December 7, 2021

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april crump

An April crump is a nuther word for a bitch or a hore.

she is an april crump

by ei9or0fgoi9jm May 28, 2018

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HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THIS DATE MEANS.
ONLY, YOU WON'T.
MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT APRIL 13TH IS WHEN NO ONE GETS THE JOKE.
EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T READ THIS BATSHIT COMIC DOESN'T GET IT.
SO, IT'S SADDENING TO SEE NO ONE MAKING ROOM FOR APRIL 13TH.

TO BE THIS COMIC'S FAN IS A CURSE.
UNTIL YOU STOP READING. THEN YOU'RE CURED.

COULD YOU READ THE FIRST LETTER OF EVERY SENTENCE?
-KARKAT

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, April 13th, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today that people will recognize this date.

by carcIn0GenetIcIst April 14, 2021

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