Nerd Money

The amount you put aside to go to comic-cons and buy nerdy shit.

I'm going to take my nerd money to the comic-con today.

by pablowisdom September 20, 2016

money

a scam created by the government to kill us all

John: Want free money???
Sam: KYS

by the only kys in 1 January 10, 2024

Money

A rectangular piece of paper/plastic or a scrap of metal that you can trade for pretty much anything; Food, shelter, water. warmth, happiness, laughter, wires, boxes, ropes, chains, knives, paper, plastic, metal, and even an animal. In fact, money is more than a rectangular piece of paper/plastic or a scrap of metal. It is essential to human life. It is hated. It is loved. But, most importantly, it is a way for all humans to connect. That circular piece of metal, hidden away, discarded in your pocket has touched so many other grubby human fingers. Fingers which have touched so many grubby human things. Things which have been touched by other grubby human fingers. So, in a way, that penny, cent, doubloon is something that all humans can share, even dead ones.

Money, money, money. Must be funny...

by JamYourEyes December 25, 2023

time is money

time is a valuable resource, therefore it is better to do things as quickly as possible.

Here are a couple of options for you, depending on the context:

"Let's get started, time is money!" (This is a good general opener to emphasize efficiency.)
"We need to streamline this process. Every minute wasted is money lost." (This emphasizes the financial cost of wasted time.)

by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024

Money Hag

A teacher that cares more about money then the students well being.

Me - Yo did you about that Money Hag at bear river high school, I heard they had a school shooting threat and she complained to the students for an hour about how she isn't getting payed as much because he class isn't full.
Bill - Why wasn't the class full.
Me - Because kids stayed home so they wouldn't die.

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018

Good Money

The money commonly used usually when parents purchase crappy shit.

Parent: "I paid good money for that!"
Kid: "Your telling me you paid good money for this piece of shit t-shirt of a poop emoji dabbing?"

by asphaltfries July 7, 2022

money dysmorphia

A sibling of the term “body dysmorphia,” money dysmorphia refers to people who have a distorted view of their own financial well-being and security. It can lead to overspending to compensate for missing out, obsessively checking the balance in their bank accounts, or hoarding wealth and not doing anything with it.

multiple friends are in Thailand and Southeast Asia for spring break according to instagram and it triggered my money dysmorphia. Meanwhile I can barely afford a Pad Thai

by Sickomonster April 16, 2025