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Governor Hair

Gov. Rick Perry of Texas, an Aggie.

He is considered to be a poor debater and not exceptionally bright, but always has fantastic hair, especially for his age. He was a faithful GOP Lieutenant Governor under Gov. George "Dubya" Bush, and sort of inherited the position in a highly red state. No intelligent Republican (and, yes, they do exist) has bothered to ever run against him.
A: Governor Hair spoke today.
B: What did he say?
A: Nothing memorable, but everyone clapped.
by The Rusty Shack January 8, 2014
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Hair

It's a more adapted and mutated version of fur really, our Ape cousins share this with us and that's where the similarity ends really with other animals. Hair is more rough and not fluffy, Hair grows all over the body but for human it mainly grows on top of the head.
Idk

David: Hey how's my hair!
by Just a guy living his way October 19, 2022
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why do guys have leg hair?

So you don’t get too close to another guy
Why do guys have leg hair? So you don’t be gay and get too close to another guy
by Wyatt Cason January 19, 2018
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Grey hair

Someone's pubes
by Hotdogdogdog January 25, 2021
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Sonic The Hedgehog Hair

basically ''Sonic The Hedgehog Hair'' means when you go into school and then your hair looks like sonic.
and then youre embarrased beacuse your teacher said you have sonic hair and every kid in the planet is laughing.
:
person 1: hey you got Sonic The Hedgehog Hair.
every kid on earth: hAhAhAhA
me: i am going to dismantle you
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Liar's Hair

When Heat and Humidity reach a perfect balance hair falls into a category where it is known as Liar's Hair.
It is going to rain tomorrow morning. I bet I get liar's hair around noon.
by J.Chamberlain June 11, 2011
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