retard milk

the freshly squeezed essence of a retard's teet
'ey bro get me a glass of retard milk, would ya?
by streetmayonnaise May 01, 2020
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Filtered Milk

Cum It’s Just Cum. Only Drink it if you’re a female during sex!
Stacy loves drinking filtered milk when she’s doing the dirty.
by Sexyman69sex November 06, 2020
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the milk gamble

When you get up in the morning for a bowl of cereal and there's almost no milk but there might be enough so you take the gamble. This can also happen with tea. If there's only a few drops left, you can take the milk gamble.
"Damn it we're almost empty. C'mon I don't want dry cereal." *poors milk* "Yes! Won the milk gamble again!"
by annnnonnnnymous August 24, 2011
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Milk Invitation

An invitation made at the last minute, to a far place, knowing no one can make it.
“Did Phil invite you over to watch the game?”
“Yes, I received a Milk Invitation 20 minutes before it started
by Mentallyswipingleft August 25, 2019
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Twinky milk

Twinky milk is a term used to refer a twink who’s being milked and drinkable item.
The man was happy to lactate the twink and drink his Twinky Milk.
by LordDoomShinji November 14, 2023
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Sperm whale milk

Milk from a sperm whale, it tastes like heaven!! It also has an abbreviation which is spm.
Hey Johnny ill be right back off to get some sperm whale milk from the shop!
by oojorg June 22, 2021
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