When someone just got out of a relationship and is just trying to pickup girls that look the same as his/her ex.
”Dude, Jennie broke up with me last week. So I guess I will go out and do the clone wars.”
”I feel you brah. I did the same when it didn’t work out with Lisa.”
”I feel you brah. I did the same when it didn’t work out with Lisa.”
by Theepichoneybadger August 13, 2018
When a person takes a firm poop into another persons butt and then two people simultaneously use the hard poop as a double sided dildo in a contest of bumper butts pushing and pulling using their ass muscles to see who has the strongest butthole whoever maintains best grip and pulls the turd out of the other participants butt wins.
The two lovers in a unifying action completley disregarding cleanliness or morals played a game of mexican tug of war.
by Theuberdude May 19, 2024
a MKULTRA V2K gamified rape scenario in which "war commandeers" are alerted over voice to skull as to whom they should "war commandeer" or sexually assault, and how.
I reported the V2K war commandeering problem to the local SHARP office. Told her I heard it was rape organized on the V2K mainline. Told her it makes it hard to commandeer the war when the rape program is called "war commandeering."
by Medicine Owl March 26, 2023
Guy 1: Dude! Did you hear john just bought Ligcoin and it doesn't even exist! Guy 2: Are you serious? He bought cryptocurrency that doesn't even exist? He really got star wars pinballed.
by Deez nuts yum May 19, 2023
The Great Corporate War has raged since thee conception of fiat. Organizations, governments, associations, companies and corporations all came up out of the woodwork to battle it out in this realm of stocks, bonds, and mutual funds. Cartels, mafias, and every kind of gang live to make money. Banks live to launder it. We live to spend it and put it in the right hands. The cycle of drugs, murder, skulduggery, and straight fuckery go deep, and continue without cease. Cash is king, and gold is queen. The king can be stretched, but the queen is sacred, feel me. If you have a job you're in the game. Nobody's innocent. Every conflict has been funded and back by government and corporate dollars. And that's the beauty of it. The Corporate War has no end in sight, because fiat is a promise and promises are older than money... It's good vs evil, out here in the streets. It's Corporate War, baby.
Example
Person 1: When do I get my sign up bonus...?
Person 2: HAha what?? There is no sign up bonus. Here's a compensation plan. You have a quota to hit this month.
Person 1: Hehe... okay. What if I can't hit these numbers? They seem a little excessive.
Person 2: Excessive? You signed up during Corporate War and you ain't even in your prime yet. We're gonna make you a killing machine-
Person 1: I'm sorry?
Person 2: A closing machine. I'll tell you if you do anything crazy to hit those numbers and jail in the clink, we can help with an advance on your check and post bail..
Person 1: *wtf...*
Person 1: When do I get my sign up bonus...?
Person 2: HAha what?? There is no sign up bonus. Here's a compensation plan. You have a quota to hit this month.
Person 1: Hehe... okay. What if I can't hit these numbers? They seem a little excessive.
Person 2: Excessive? You signed up during Corporate War and you ain't even in your prime yet. We're gonna make you a killing machine-
Person 1: I'm sorry?
Person 2: A closing machine. I'll tell you if you do anything crazy to hit those numbers and jail in the clink, we can help with an advance on your check and post bail..
Person 1: *wtf...*
by el socio October 13, 2018
In Gamster, kitpvp war III Xaw, was a very powerful clan with a lot of cheating retarded niggers. Their leader being the most deadliest Miyahi. They owned kitpvp for more than 6 years. They were deemed unbeatable. Only a few clans were able to defend themselves against xaw. Such as SENT, SENTINELS QD, QUICKDROPPED and lastly NDBF NODEBUFF. Those clans were the highest in power. But they didn't stand a chance against Xaw. Untill one clan showed up. This clan was growing up so quickly it was catching Xaw's attention. Then 2023 Event Horizon steps in. With its leader being Burhh, A former Mineberry Legend. Destroying both Xaw and QD The most deadliest clans on Kitpvp ever. Miyahi and Andreeeeew The QD Leader Were fuming they fought and fought but. Event Horizon was always the one that finished on top. After a while of battling each other over and over Xaw, The clan known to be the most deadliest and most feared was banished by Event Horizon. QD was able to withstand Event Horizon's wrath but not for too long. 2024 QD, crumbles into pieces of dust to Event Horizon and QD was gone for good. Then Event Horizon continues to destroy more clans and win a few squidwars here and there. They all have sex together especially with their Leader Burhh, and his pupil Rayloss. They fuck and cum everywhere! untill Event Horizon slowly falls down. But they did not lose a single battle after defeating the most deadliest clans in the kitpvp world. They were legends upon the kitpvp community.
Yoooo. did you know that this RETARD fought in Gamster kitpvp War I ?!
Lol stupid veezra imagine losing in Gamster kitpvp War I
Lol stupid veezra imagine losing in Gamster kitpvp War I
by ray4c June 17, 2024