Ur Mom

Ur Mom s. f. - 1.Ur mom, parent, mother 2.Hotness if It was a person, ur mom

1.-Mom can we buy this lego set?

-Sure son/daughter.

2.-Ur mom's hot

-Ikr

by milkywayzz October 14, 2021

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Ur bro a hoe

Worse than all the other phrases. Ruined families and even countries.

Dan: ur mom gay
Frank: ur dad lesbian
Sarah: ur grandma tranny
Nicole: ur sister a mister
John: ur bro a hoe

Everyone starts arguing as the world slowly collapses.

by ur bro a hoe May 11, 2018

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A PHRASE TO POKE WITH YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT EACH OTHER'S MOMS WITH QUALITIES THAT THEY DONT HAVE. IF ITS TRUE THEN RIP YOUR FRIEND DID UR MOM. IT CAN ALSO BE A HYSTERICAL ANSWER WHEN YOUR FRIENDS ASK A QUESTION.

FRIEND1: BRO YOUR MUM SO FAT SHE BROUGHT A SPOON TO THE SUPER BOWL
FRIEND 2: OVERRATED... HERE IS A GOOD ONE. YOUR MOM SO NON-EXISTENTENT SHE WENT TO GET MILK WITH YOUR DAD.
(Example 1)

FRIEND 1: BRO WHATS THE ANSWER FOR QUESTION 69?
FRIEND 2: YOUR MOM
FRIEND 1: LOL BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT IS IT
FRIEND 2: IM GETTIN MILK
(Example 2)

by Ciejcidk August 19, 2022

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Ur mom

Sometimes a funny joke sometimes not depends when you say it

Friend:who did you sleep with last night
You:ur mom

by Ur mom hahahaha 69XD December 9, 2021

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ur brother is mother

ur brother is mother is way worse than

-ur mom gey
-ur dad lesbian
-ur granny tranny

only use it at own risk the person who said it will die but the person who heard it will explode and the world will fall apart

dude1: ur granny tranny

dude2: bro dont make me actually DO it

dude1: do it noob i dare you

dude2: *loads up inner energy*

dude2: ur brother is mother *dies*

*worlds fall apart* *dude1 dies* * dude2 dies too* error 404 happened

by turkishweeblord March 17, 2018

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