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Universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".
Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016
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Universal Child-Care

Oh wow! The woman thinks all of the tax dollars should go to WOMEN AND THE MEN THEY'RE FUCKING! That's where the tax dollars should go guys! To her. And then we pay for them to have periods. And then we pay them to not fuck us. And then we shut up and die. That's REAL compassion. That's what compassion looks like.
Hym "Oh, yeah, my money should go to women who don't fuck. That'd what equality looks like. That's called being equal. Everyone pays for you. You do whatever you want. And anyone who has a problem with it is silence and FORCED TO DO IT AGAINST THEIR WILL. Sounds familiar. Universal Child-care everybody."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
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Campbellsville University

Small college in Taylor County, KY

Liberal Arts College feel with ultra-conservative values shoved down your throat. Where they tell you to respect and love others, but only if they agree with you.

Recruits students from all over the world to claim they’re diverse, but really it’s 95% people who grew up within 30 mins and half of them commute. The other half goes home every weekend.
“I graduated from Campbellsville University!”

Oh so you joined a cult that gave you a degree?
by Punk Rock All Star September 27, 2025
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Naropa University

Hippie Buddhist college in Boulder, Colorado. Definitely used to be a cult. CU Boulder's younger, weirder, and worse-smelling cousin.
"Where do you go to school?"

"Naropa University."

"Dude! Naropa? I thought that place shut down in the 80s. Do they still have classroom orgies?"
by beautifulturtle July 9, 2023
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Florida State University

University located in Tallahassee, Florida, full of UF rejects that party like no other. They say pretty girls have no intelligence, so they all go to FSU. Everyone hates FSU except for the students and Halloween partygoers from other parts of the state. FSU students tout that they attend the premier school in the state, but nobody there will admit their SAT was under 1300. People go here not because they wanted to, but because it was the only place they could go. Home of the Seminole, its own STD and mascot.
Madi: So where do you go to school?
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?

Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.

James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.
by shroncke November 13, 2022
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King saud university

King saud university.

You properly searched because you are there, I FEEL YOU 💔
by Wneem November 23, 2021
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