The world's oldest copout. Obviously this term was coined by someone who had just wronged someone and feared their wrath.
I know I just punched you in the face for no reason even though you were minding your own business, but don't hit me back because two wrongs don't make a right bro.
by MarcusDude September 01, 2012
by innocentgirl January 29, 2010
An MP3 player bought by someone intelligent enough to not buy a fucking iPod. Used as an insult by Apple fanboys.
by Phazzy September 12, 2006
A sexual act in which two girls mimic the time honored tradition of the wining hockey team drinking champagne out of the Stanley Cup, by inverting a male participant with his legs spread wide, thus creating a cup out of his anal orifice from which they will then urinate into and then drink out of, sometimes with a straw.
by Barney Stenson October 29, 2013
a term to describe mounting excitement followed by massive disappointment..derived from Geraldo Rivera's epic embarassement, in which he opened a vault he believed contained Al Capone's hidden fortune in a worldwide live TV special.. only two empty gin bottles and and an old stop sign.
"how'd your date go w/ that supermodel you met online?"
"Dude, it was two gin bottles and a stop sign. I should have known it was too good to be true when she wouldn't send me a closeup picture."
"Dude, it was two gin bottles and a stop sign. I should have known it was too good to be true when she wouldn't send me a closeup picture."
by KyTKatk July 22, 2009
by themountaindewd April 22, 2017
When your friend gets together with someone you've been talking to with the sole intent to make you mad and/or jealous.
by DoSiDo Queen July 26, 2011