eye cheese

The glob of gunk in the corner of your eye.

Hey man, wipe your disguisting eye cheese!

by Dina D. September 6, 2008

Cheese on Toast

The act of not coming through on a promising flex (shag).

The phrase originates from Matt going back to Blackpool Jackie's place after a hook up in Rumours. Despite numerous attempts to get past the heavy petting stage- access was continally denied and Matt was left to lie awake in a state of flex limbo until 8 next morning, when he received a plate of cheese on toast for all his hard efforts.

It must have been a particularly good meal as he returned the following 2 nights and received nothing but more cheese on toast.

by The Extractor May 26, 2006

mexican cheese

its when a mexican jaks off and there 2 lazy to like go to the toilet so they just put it bak ion their pants and it crusts to make a thick white crust on their penis that looks like cheese

i have some mexican cheese in my pants.

by corby January 13, 2008

Cheese Lord

A person who cheats and/or uses loopholes and rule lawyering toward their advantage. One who reads between the lines filling in the gaps with "cheese" or "leaps of logic" when rules are not defined or specified in the rule books or instructions for games.

That gamer is a Cheese Lord. Denver is a cheese lord when he plays tabletop miniatures.

by Dianna Toney April 11, 2005

cheese dipper

An idiot that makes a fool of him/herself in front of loads of people or in public.
Also can be associated by having a blonde moment (bimbo).

"Whens Bruce Lee's next film?"
"You're such a cheese dipper"

by Dave Salman May 24, 2006

ball cheese

this nasty ass orange,yellowish shit incrusted on the ballz and he got is soo bad he gotta have sumone help him scrap it off or the DR. said his nuts are gunna fall off!Dat means that yo man dont wash his jewlz ladies ya gotta kick him to the curb! ya feel me!

jess~"yo megan, your man got ball cheese so bad i can smell his rank ass from here!"
megg~ "ya i know he asked me to help him scrap da shit off, i was like hell no fool, you trippin!"

by JESSICA July 13, 2004

cheese log

drizzling spray cheese on a penis and then gobbling it up!

OK, so last night I gave my boyfriend a cheese log!! It was full of messy creamy goodness, not to mention the protein and calcium intake.

by Ben Mercer September 5, 2010