English Egg Salad

When your girl shits eggy diarrhea into your salad while you are eating it, normally combines with other feces or human excrement such as semen or urine

“Hey babe, what do you fancy for dinner tonight?”
“Can we have an English Egg Salad?”

by chickfilamastar August 7, 2025

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Barry Egg

Pronounced 'BAH-REE EGG'

A man who sits on a 5 bar gate shouting the word "Stoat" at passing UKIP supporters. Usually found nibbling wheat.

- Is that chap ok?

- No Quentin, he's a right Barry Egg!

by SillyNormanPies August 21, 2017

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EGGS

egs but politcial

eggs

by EGGSGKSGSGSGSG September 12, 2021

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Hard boiled egg tits

When your wife's tits are looking like hard boiled egg that have say in the sun for to long...

Old lady have hard boiled egg tits

by ANTONIOGOT May 30, 2018

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Eggs Or Not?

A question used to learn the approval/importance of things.
Unfortunately, the answers have no significance of meaning.

Grant- Hey, Steven. Not getting your hacked version of Guitar Hero to work; Eggs or Not?

Steven- No eggs.

by Grant Willoughby January 3, 2008

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Hater Eggs

A person that simply cannot be happy for another person's success. So rather than be happy they make a point of throwing hate at that person in the metaphorical form of getting "egg on your face."

Why do you keep throwing hater eggs at everyone?

by SirJimble October 2, 2019

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