turtling the crack

Anal sex with a condom on. The condom is a protective shell.

"Bro, were you rawdogging her last night?"
"No way man, I was turtling the crack!"

by Your_WorstNightmare_ November 24, 2025

Crack open a cold one with the men

we are not boys, we are men manly men.

Hey broski wanna crack open a cold one with the men this saturday?
"Hell yeah bro"

by BrosephJr August 21, 2018

dean cracked

a certain level of cracked out .

mate: oh this guy is so cracked out
mate 2: how cracked we talking?
mate: dean cracked

by spittinfax March 3, 2021

crack saw

when you credit card someone (take a card and slide it through someones ass crack to cause discomfort) with a hacksaw, causing severe pain.

dude i need a band- aid, i just got crack sawed.

by fenyeman......again November 17, 2009

slimy crack

A butt crack that is very wet and moist that makes sloppy noises.

"Suck my slimy crack!"

by uwotm869 June 29, 2017

granny gang crack

When a younger more athletic male enjoys rigorous sex with an older woman and enjoys the sound of her pelvis cracking

-Dude, you're granny is a real gilf, she let me granny gang crack her.

by Big Buba Buttplug January 3, 2018

Cracks my grahams

to make one feel angry

Commonly used in southern areas.

Jhonny is still gloating about winning air hockey. If he cracks my grahams one more time he's gonna loose an arm.

by Monkey back-lash May 14, 2018