Eubank Syndrome

Everything you own is better than everyone else's in the world. From as big as a house to as little as a toothbrush, if you have Eubank syndrome, everything you have is better than everyone else's no matter what.

Jimmy: "Yo I bought this new 2020 Lamborghini and it is so sexy"
A person with Eubank Syndrome: " Bro that car is so shit, I have an 1876 truck that is cleaner than that POS"

by jjjjjjaaaammmmeeesss March 9, 2020

F5 Syndrome

People who nag constantly about the same issue, as if refreshing their questioneering forum entry ad infinitum.

'Hey John, do you want to see my holidays pics?' x40 in an hour.

'Good lord Dave, give it a rest. Getting real sick of your F5 Syndrome.'

by Onderkenkel April 17, 2014

Topher Syndrome

When someone gets stupidly mad over a word.

Kaleb: Shut up, Yankee!
Topher: Oh, my God dude! I’m done with you, fuck you.
Kaleb: Bro, you got Topher Syndrome.

by WittyWeasel January 3, 2023

MB Syndrome

MB or Michael Bay syndrome

1. A person's need to overdo almost everything, similar to Michael Bay's special effects.

We were assigned a paper for English on Shakespeare. A peer of mine made the choice of writing the paper, and reciting all of Hamlet to the class. He must have MB Syndrome

by RicoSuave9 January 21, 2010

Chipotle Syndrome

The beautiful art of making a masterpiece in the toilet, while it stenches the whole bathroom up of various smells such as, Total Toilet Domination, Ass Volcano, and Hurricane Ass-Cheek. Then someone walks into the bathroom, seeing you have recreated Pompeii with your ass. You soon forget about it 48 hours later.

I was eating at Chipotle, when all of a sudden an old grandma was clenching her butt-cheeks and went in the bathroom which sounded like World War III. You really feel bad for the janitors who clean that mess up. That's when I knew she had Chipotle Syndrome

by Turkeymash August 18, 2014

Nickelback syndrome

Hating something just because other people do, and not because of your own judgemental. A couple good examples include pineapple on pizza, Nickelback, and Minecraft

Me: Why does Joe hate NickelBack?

Other friend: I think he has Nickelback syndrome.

by Total Nonsense January 16, 2022

Asher syndrome

Loving an Asher so much you'll go make them pizza even when your horny and naked. You receive a thank you but don't get your pussy ate.

"Got this girl over and I think she's got Asher syndrome."

by - your worst enemy June 25, 2016