To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.
Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.
by Stiglitz April 25, 2019
Get the Punching the ticketmug. Literally the act of punching someone in the opening of the male penis. Has to be male. Can't be female. It doesn't work that way. This saying is used to express extreme frustration toward one person or an object. For some BDSM people.. this could be a turn on. This is also used with sexual frustration.
by Johnisdead November 28, 2017
Get the punch me in the dick holemug. Dan Shaughnessy is an American sports writer, and while he writes for the Boston Herald, he seems to have a general hard-on for hating all Boston sports. Considered a clown by many other writers, and has "Punch My Face" written all over his.
by Projectshadow January 19, 2022
Get the Punch My Facemug. Destroy the fins on someones surfboard. Specifically if that someone is ruining your surf and not a native.
Originated from bloodborn Aussie's living off the Gold Coast.
Originated from bloodborn Aussie's living off the Gold Coast.
These beta cucks just dropped in on our swell. They better have 2nd generation grandparents from the Gold Coast, or we'll punch their fins out.
by XXXandBEER September 8, 2021
Get the punch their fins outmug. when you stitch a pussy closed. wait till it heals shut. then cut it open with a knife and fuck the hole
by peterpenis6 May 12, 2024
Get the venezuelan hole punchmug. by Steve Beats October 9, 2019
Get the Punching My Pizzamug. Caribbean Punch is the P-Zero legend Captain Falcon's favorite mixed beverage. It is made from 1 part grapefruit juice, 1 part orange juice, 1 part guava juice, 1 part cherry juice, and 2 parts Irish whiskey. Best served poured over ice.
by Kpt.Falkon May 1, 2014
Get the caribbean punchmug.