seed-potato

Da classic "watch TV and have sex" male half --- "fat 'n' bald like a potato" optional, but often also da case, as well.

Advice for looking-to-be-satisfied ladies --- just like their identically-named nightshade-family plant, many seed-potato dudes will likely not be good "eating", in dat they may be so lazy and self-centered dat they won't even feel overly motivated to go down on you.

by QuacksO March 2, 2025

potato nugget

A tater tot

Sonic has good potato nuggets.

by Lyzyrd Wyzyrd October 28, 2022

A Potato

An EXTREAMLY sussy imposter

"your about as stupid as A Potato"

by the sun in the name bus May 4, 2022

Potentially pallitable potato

When ones roasted carbohydrates have escaped your plate and have subsequently landed on ones floor, you have to decide if its still a potentially pallitable potato.

"Honey, is this unconsumed carb you seem to have dropped on the floor still a potentially pallitable potato, or shall I go against everything I stand for and throw it in the bin?"

by MOYESTEED2020 July 23, 2022

Doggy potato

A raw, boiled or roasted (but not mashed) potato inserted into a crevacial location during a sexual exchange.

I couldn’t get it up so I gave her a side of doggy potato

by shortfitandsexy January 15, 2023

Potato

Potato is a person who is acting weird in a cute way. People that are called "potato" are usually loved by everybody and are very friendly. People use to add an adjective like "stupid potato" or "pretty potato".
This nickname can be used on female and male.

Jake: "yo, you saw what Dean did yesterday? I couldnt stop laughing!"
Paul: "yea he is really a stupid potato!"

by Devil's second daughter June 4, 2018

potato

1: a WAY too overused word

2: a usually circular golden-brown to light yellow coloured ball which can be mashed, baked, etc

guy 1: hey when are we going,
guy 2: POTATO
guy 1: k

guy 1: mashed, baked or jacket?
guy 2: BISH I SAID TOMATO

by mynamejayff July 7, 2017