When one is nearing the end of intercourse, the two partners lay on their bellies, and the woman shoots period blood out to attract the male predator. The man proceeds to pounce on her back, thrusting his penis in her vagina and shooting a huge load into her as he rolls her like a crocodile performing a death roll.
Friend 1: Hey, wanna hang out?
Friend 2: Sorry I can't, my dick is immobilized because I performed the Mesozoic Death Roll on some bitch last night.
Friend 2: Sorry I can't, my dick is immobilized because I performed the Mesozoic Death Roll on some bitch last night.
by facefuckingheadpusher June 07, 2018
A casual romantic encounter comprised of making out and rolling around in bed in lieu of more serious sexual activity. It is normal to have a "type" one likes for jolly roll-arounds, and for this type to be different than what one normally lusts after or would consider girlfriend material.
by George O. May 08, 2007
Exactly what it sounds like! Was originated by the crew at Fluid MotorUnion, a lot of people asked why do you do what you do?
They said, it sucks to roll hard!
Usually used frequently by Fluid MotorUnion and others in the automotive industry.
They said, it sucks to roll hard!
Usually used frequently by Fluid MotorUnion and others in the automotive industry.
Shop Mom: Why do you guys lower these cars so much and keep breaking parts constantly? Isn't it useless?
Fluid MotorUnion owner: It sucks to roll hard Ma.
Fluid MotorUnion owner: It sucks to roll hard Ma.
by Fluid MotorUnion December 30, 2009
by MorbidWhiteWolf September 08, 2010
You roll your dick in seaweed and then make the girl eat it off your dick while listening to "never gonna give you up" by rick astley
by chinofucker69 September 01, 2008
Slow your roll means to "slow your role." or chill the fuck out.
(background)
A commonly misunderstood slang term due to that fact that it is often mispelled. Although a valid interpretation is possible with the incorrect spelling intact, the phrase makes little sense to individuals who are less knowledgeable.
(background)
A commonly misunderstood slang term due to that fact that it is often mispelled. Although a valid interpretation is possible with the incorrect spelling intact, the phrase makes little sense to individuals who are less knowledgeable.
Black Guy: Yeah 'B', i had to tell them niggas at work to slow they rolls na'mean
White guy: Yeah! But why would they want to lessen the amount of money they make?
Black Guy: Na bruh' I mean CHILL the fuck out.
White guy: But how are they susposed to get diamonds if they are making less money?................
White guy: Yeah! But why would they want to lessen the amount of money they make?
Black Guy: Na bruh' I mean CHILL the fuck out.
White guy: But how are they susposed to get diamonds if they are making less money?................
by treanglin July 29, 2004
a woman(usually an 8thgrader) who has an extremely attractive butt that causes you to have a roll attack
rulon "dude look at lyndzi's ass"
james "oh shit"
rulon "what?"
james "ROLL ATTACK!!!"
rulon "haha shes got that roll attack back...it will getcha everytime"
james "damn i want more"
james "oh shit"
rulon "what?"
james "ROLL ATTACK!!!"
rulon "haha shes got that roll attack back...it will getcha everytime"
james "damn i want more"
by shitlog June 01, 2007