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Blockes

Another spellimn for a group of men in the uk .
Look at them blockes over there
by Dr dre July 1, 2021
mugGet the Blockesmug.

Guac Block

(Noun, verb)

1. When you’re about to score with a spicy Latina and some Trump-lovin’ gringo ruins it by spewing MAGA bullshit like it’s guacamole at a cookout. Now you’re Guac Blocked and the only thing getting laid is the patio tiles.

2. A cockblock specifically flavored with xenophobia, queso-level ignorance, and tortilla-thin masculinity.

3. Latin distaste for members of the white community because their pale white skin reminds them how much Trump sucks.
“I was literally about to go in for the kiss and she whispered ‘Don’t mess it up! And I didn’t! But then a Trump ad played mid Spotify yelling ‘Keep America White Again’ and she backed off like I had confederate boxers on. Guac Blocked by non-premium subscription racism”
by I’m not with him July 13, 2025
mugGet the Guac Blockmug.

Oma Block You

Oma Block You;

Originally meant to be said as the phrase "i'm going to block you"

Oma Block You is usually an error message sent by an easily offended female with high percentages of anger issues.

The Female to Male Ratio of this phrase are as follows:
Females Recorded: 99%
Males: 1%

Usually said in anger or sarcasm.
Either that or the individual is just a dumb bitch.
Male #1: "Ayo, Show Me You're Tits"
Female #1: "Fuck off, Oma Block You"
by ChopGod149 October 29, 2022
mugGet the Oma Block Youmug.

Block Anxiety

Block Anxiety is a feel you get when you DM someone who you follow on social media and immediately expect to get blocked no matter how polite you act or how willing you are to leave them alone if they're not interested.
A fictionalized version of myself: "You know what? I'll get over my anxieties and worries,I'm gonna DM this person and tell them I like their stuff."
-Not even a minute later-
A fictionalized version of myself: "I have so much fucking Block Anxiety,did I make a mistake in doing this?! I know,while I'll wait for a response,I'll make an urban dictionary definition for anyone who can relate."
Based on a true story,directed by Hideo Kojima.
by Lazthedictionist September 21, 2024
mugGet the Block Anxietymug.

Wood block

It is when you’re friend is in a long distance relationship or a relationship which has ran out of gas and they refuse to give up; as if their trying to get wood from a dead tree.
My friend is trying to wood block himself at every encounter now. It’s utterly horrendous, they need to end it.
by Thermoraptor May 6, 2022
mugGet the Wood blockmug.

Pussy block

A wlw that stops other wlw from gettin some puss. a real cunt *derogatory*
damn that lesbian is a real pussy block
by neenahbean November 12, 2022
mugGet the Pussy blockmug.

talk block

one who actively prevents another from talking to another person they really want to talk with.
"maddie talk blocked andrew from talking to a friend he really wanted to talk to."
by weezer_8709 July 1, 2025
mugGet the talk blockmug.

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