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Michael

Every michael is hot and has a cruch on a girl name miley 🤍🤍 he is just the luve of your life
A michael is hot
by Daddy1213888 November 8, 2020
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Michael

Michael is a guy who is perfect in every way. The perfect boyfriend, perfect friend and partner. It’s as if he senses when you feel down and brightens up your day completely. He is very hard working and busy but always makes time for you. He is extremely caring and never thinks of himself before others. Let’s not forget about his THICC A$$ like damn what is that 💥💥 sheeeeeeeesh *bites lip* Michael is so good looking it is almost unreal like he is a person you could just stare at and think of how lucky you are. Of course he overthinks as well but he is just stupid not to notice his self worth. Get yourself a Michael
RANDOM GIRL:Wow is that M-Michael?!??! *chokes on air*
GIRLFRIEND: ayo that’s my man SHEEEEEEEESHHH
by Ilovepineapples69 May 19, 2021
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brandon michael stovall

The absolute most impressive guy on Earth. also means crack head
I wish i could be Brandon Michael Stovall
by asldkfhadfo9iekjh February 27, 2017
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Michael

A stupid dumbass who eats so much macaroni he is now fucking diabetic and refuses to lose weight or work out
Male 1: You're being a real Michael
Male 2: Sorry man I'll try to be better
by Deeznuts774 March 19, 2022
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a Craig Michael Thornton

A guy who is overly obsessed with small details and is very unfunny. Also has a big willy.
Can be abbreviated into CMT
You know that guy Jonny, he's a Craig Michael Thornton.
by Harry, the word man November 1, 2025
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Michael Graham Claydon

Literally the most perfect man on any planet, he is litteraly perfect Michael Graham Claydon is honestly the definition of a man written by a woman. You could say he deserves the world but he doesn't, the world is SHIT and Michael Graham Claydon deserves better than that. And on top of that, he has a PHAT ass
A: Have you seen Michael Graham Claydon?

B: No, but isn't he just great!

A: He is! I love Michael Graham Claydon
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michael ceu

a really nice person usually short, that can be super fun and funny, He can also be really stupid. but he is overall a really great guy.
oh your dating a michael ceu, good for you girlfriend.
by chiken nuggers March 21, 2024
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