Get the grandparent-in-lawmug. Solid Snake- The colonel gave me permission to knock his niece out. I did the wrong thing, but it was for the right reason. Nobody but Zeus can get anything done legally (being legally right, without legal consequence) around here with all the red tape the rest of us have to go through. Most of us know law higher than ourselves. The colonel wouldn't have a niece if she kept listening to Psycho Mantis's music.
by The Original Agahnim September 17, 2021
Get the Lawmug. by Jamesrjbh May 20, 2019
Get the Dillys Lawmug. 
by scrappymatt October 16, 2025
Get the Ollies Lawmug. Spouse's grandnibling's husband.
My grandnephew-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
Get the grandnephew-by-marriage-in-lawmug. The ninth circle of friend-zoned, your friend is so not into you and yet has so much respect for you that they want their kids to marry yours. I doubt that there is any way out of this zone.
Person 1: my crush just told me that when she has kids she wants them to marry mine, what does that even mean??
Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on
Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on
by anonymous December 2, 2021
Get the Co-Parent-In-Law Zonedmug.