Posted Up

To stand with one arm straight down, with the hand outwards, and the other turned at your side to put two fingers on the inner elbow of the first arm.

"Mr. O'Brien is posted up with his students for this photo I am going to take."
"Sheeeeesh"

by Nomencreature March 07, 2022

Posted up

To pose against something in a sexually enticing or slutty way usually showing the back side. Like a comfy lean presenting one's ass.

Damn he's really just posted up with all that cake.

by Couldnt be anonymous November 09, 2023

Pirate Posting

The act of posting complete nonsense to social media in the hopes of getting Pirate Booty

That fool thinks his pirate posting will get him sex

by Edward Teach II May 11, 2020

scream-posting

The act of posting something online that's basically just screaming.

Ya'll mind if i do some SCREAM-POSTING?!!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Aqxer January 09, 2019

Tag/ Spam Post

When a friend on facebook wants to talk to you Via Status by tagging you in a status, a variant of wall-posting, most people find this kind to be very annoying and almost immediately untag themselves. Normally the post will be in what kids call "text talk" meaning it may go like this "AYYYY @JOHN WALL B SP3N1N THE N1GHT NIQQA!" It may even get worse, because we all know the black population forgot how to type English.

@Genericname, y dont u spend tha nite 2day? as' ur rents if can

*untags*, chats friend *no, I don't want to, because I have something to do in the morning, if you need to talk to me, chat me."

lol ok durr mang

this is a Tag/ Spam post

by sickoftexttalk May 14, 2011

post high

Another way of calling someone conceited, snobby or uppity. Describes someone who believes they are better than someone else. There's a verse from Black Moon's "Who Got Da Props" that uses the term:

"See I paid my dues, now you can't tell me nothing
This is dedicated to the ones who kept fronting
The ones who tried to diss and post high? Oh no
Just 'cause you had low, see now I got dough

Abbott: Hey, look at my new Mercedes. Sure beats that hooptie you drive around in.
Costello: Oh, so you tryin' to post high, like you all that? We both know yo' ass is on food stamps!

by not for nothing August 28, 2018

post-pc

A bullshit marketing term used by Apple to promote their iOS devices claiming the age of the personal computer is coming to an end.

The post-pc age is a load of marking bull, I typed this up on a PC.

by cyclist1 February 16, 2018