Ghost

Something alive but you can’t see

A ghost was making noises and no one know where it’s coming from

by Just a guy who’s really bored January 26, 2019

ghost flop

When you've been methed out for too long and drink too much. Brings flopping to a whole new level and you don't remember any of it.

Did she just drink a half gallon of moonshine after she's been up for 12 days? Oh lord, here comes the ghost flop.

by Spideychick91 November 13, 2016

Ghost Vibing

When your listening to a song and the beat stops and then goes on again
And your still Vibing all the way through

She was still ghost Vibing when the song was done

by Yeeter... October 3, 2023

Ghost

Cool Swedish rock band with a hot vocalist

goodness gracious the people in the band ghost are hot

by VenusGhoulette May 12, 2023

ghost busted

the female version of cock blocking

Kimberly was about to get some but then Gina ghost busted her.

by calzonealicious March 7, 2009

Ghost Turd

-when you feel a shit come out of your ass but you don’t see it in the toilet. Bonus points if it’s a clean shit too.

1: *in my head to myself* “bruh I just took a whopping shit and it’s nowhere to be seen in this toilet..”

2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”

“Yeah, I call those ghost turds”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 28, 2019

"ghost writer" AUTHORity

Rampant in "chain of command" situations --- especially the military and "mega-biz" establishments --- whereby everybody wants to push underlings around but then hastily "passes the buck" and claims ignorance/innocence when things go sour. Refers to the deplorable practice of an arrogant/dictatorial/irresponsible/ignorant a**h**e with way too much power ("authority") giving unwise/ineffective/counter-productive orders to one or more hapless underlings, brusquely refusing to listen to their urgently-beseeching appeals about the fallacy/unfairness/danger of proceeding as he told them, but then suddenly shedding all knowledge/responsibility (i.e., not admitting that he was indeed the "author" of those crazy stipulations) regarding said preposterous directives whenever s**t hits the fan afterwards as a result of his subordinates' having reluctantly-but-obediently carried out his unwisely-mandated actions.

I long ago decided to not just blindly/arbitrarily follow orders/rules/laws, no matter what position or experience or education/training that their "authors" happened to supposedly possess... I **always** use my own judgement/conscience in all my actions. Too many times in the past, I've gotten in knee-deep doo-doo MYSELF for someone else's screw-ups in reasoning/planning, only to have said "idiot in power" pull da ol' "ghost writer" AUTHORity trick on me, never admitting or even falsely denying ever having told me to proceed that way, just so that HE would not have to suffer any of the fallout from his own preposterous directives.

by QuacksO August 25, 2018