A blast from the past

When an elderly queefs or farts

I was walking through the old folks home and heard a blast from the past from Betty’s room

by Swaggymfman February 9, 2022

face from a far

When your face is not close, but far
In close they can see your face.

Dave: talk with your face from a far!
Bob: why?
Dave: So they won't see your face.

by FluffyPossume February 13, 2022

Richard from California

A fictional man known by the denizens of Orange County NY who is inserted as anyone whobuys retardedly software-gadgeted products for no practical reason and then complains about them having software issues

Yo richard from California bought a fuckin grill that ya can't use without automatic updates and then got mad that it started updating on thanksgiving lmao

by H3LLBRING3R March 31, 2022

yash from history

yash from history

its actually on there yash from history

by norobuxmeansimsad309194134 March 31, 2022

Time stamp from the Hershey factory

When a pet or human you care for is lax with their personal hygiene, specifically their bumhole maintenance, leaving little chocolate kisses on soft furnishings around your home.

What have you been feeding the dog? Time stamp from the Hershey factory all over the bed.
I am NOT scrubbing another time stamp from the Hershey factory off your disgusting y-fronts again Kevin.

by Tish_71 April 2, 2022

Steak from Jake's arm

Steak from Jake's arm, (Jake from Statefarm)

I want some Steak from Jake's arm!

by Mehllodie, Or something April 6, 2022

lil tim from discord

this nigga lil tim is a opp, this nigga is a bum, he walk in smellin like corn flakes and golden flakes potato chips, this nigga took his grandma in a wig to his 8th grade graduation, he gets no bitches and he posts corny shit on snap chat like "bitche aint shit" but he dont even get any to even talk abt them.

"lil tim from discord is a bum"

by b4bi April 6, 2022