Dirty Merv

Like a Dirty Sanchez but with Merv Hughes style proportions.

I tried giving her a Dirty Sanchez but followed through and ended up giving her a Dirty Merv!

by merv hughes September 13, 2011

Dirty Quaker

The sexual act of using a quaker oats cereal bar as an anal plug.

Guy 1:
My wife surprised the hell out of me last night when she pulled the Dirty quaker out of her ass and set it on the night stand.

Guy 2:
Holy shit!

by H. Karl September 16, 2011

dirty rollo

having a wank in a bathroom to the thought of you smacking a girl’s ass while your friends are outside. Or staring at a girl’s g string until she is uncomfortable and worried you’ll attack her

did he do a dirty rollo?

by rollo1234557 May 29, 2023

Dirty Chowder

The act of sticking your own finger up your own ass and then wiping said finger across your upper lip.

Scott: I don't remember Derek ever having a moustache? When did he grow that?
Kelly: He doesn't. I heard he sticks his finger up his ass then wipes it under his nose. It's called the Dirty Chowder.
Scott: That is one sick fuck!!!

by Old Man Neltson June 12, 2023

Dirty Minyard

Dirty Minyard
When you drop your roommates kids of at church camp and you back into a parking space at a 7-11 and start master bating while watching other guys pump gas. Right at the moment of climax you realize the one closest to you is a coworker and you're so shocked the load lands in your usb charger port shorting it out.

Dirty

I can’t charge my phone because I did Dirty Minyard last week.

by Jbrooksie711 June 26, 2023

Dirty Broom

When the remnants of a rim job remain on your mustache.

Pete had a Dirty Broom after rimming Lucas.

by 500ToothDinasar February 28, 2023

Dirty Dani

To give away the best thing they ever had for something shitty.

“Damn did you hear that Chris pulled a dirty Dani ? ”

by Realglikelasagna March 12, 2023