Chris

Mighty eagle

wow dont be a chris

by ForniteGod696969 March 6, 2019

Chris

will say shit like “oh I haven’t played Mario kart in a while I might be kinda bad” and then wait for the countdown to hit you with “I played competitively on Japanese servers for eight years”

Chris is hella good at Mario kart

by Datchungis November 22, 2021

Chris

The hottest motherfucker I’ve ever met. He always has his hair up in a bun. He’s kind of short but it’s fine because his friends are at his same height. All of his friends call him a Reese right. He likes to think he’s so cool because he lives in Obetz.

Hey do you know a guy named Chris
Yeah isn’t he a reese rat
Yep

by A homosexual September 7, 2021

Chris

A Chris is a vagabond soumoun like dont be near a Chris you gonna end up crying <3

Chris: butthole
Person 1:*cries*

by adormyahh September 19, 2021

Chris

Chris, or "having a Chris" is a synonym/slang for the drug marijuana. Popular in New Zealand/Australian slang.

"Hey bro, you guys getting on the Chris tonight?"
"Yeah, mate. Me and the gang are getting on the Chris tonight!"

by tfhb669 March 28, 2024

Chris

A dude who will always flick you off and loves a girl named Meghan Stephens.

"Hey Chris!"
(Chris) "Fuck You!"

by screw you 123 February 27, 2019

Chris Hoffman

Chris Hoffman is searching for your name and not finding a definition for Chris Hoffman

Person one: what does my name mean

Person two:search it up

Person one:theres nothing here
Person two:well dp a chris Hoffman

by Thicc jonnu October 19, 2019