Black-on-white violent crime.
by Lucian T. Skeptic November 25, 2022
Get the blow crimemug. When your partner passionately kisses the side of your genitalia while making direct eye contact so powerful that it pierces through your partner’s soul. This act of kindness transcends your partners vibration into an instant state of nirvana. This act of service is completed while viewing your partners gluteus Maximus in a vertical dressing mirror.
“The clouds part, the angels sing, a beam of light shines down upon you, as the atomic bomb detonates”
“The clouds part, the angels sing, a beam of light shines down upon you, as the atomic bomb detonates”
Partner 1: “I’m going to give you the biggest Ginormous Blow Job aka “GBJ” of your life”
**partner 2 looks up to the heavens with complete clarity and responds**
Partner 2: “ There is a god”
**partner 2 looks up to the heavens with complete clarity and responds**
Partner 2: “ There is a god”
by Oppenheimer1111 October 25, 2025
Get the Ginormous Blow Job aka “GBJ”mug. Like an average blowjob, but the female literally BLOWS on the male's penis with their heat, then making the male erotic and ejaculates into the female's mouth, down the esophagus, causing a choke.
Like an average bowjob, but the female literally BLOWS on the male's penis with their heat, then making the male erotic and ejaculates into the female's mouth, down the esophagus, causing a choke.Marshall : "Hey, Lily."
Lily : "Grndnvfvhdos."
Marshall : "Uh, what?"
Olivia : "Don't bother, she tried a Blow and Choke."
Marshall : "Ah, I see."
Lily : "Grndnvfvhdos."
Marshall : "Uh, what?"
Olivia : "Don't bother, she tried a Blow and Choke."
Marshall : "Ah, I see."
by Exo Epic September 28, 2014
Get the Blow and Chokemug. When a girl blows in your asshole during a handjob which builds up enough pressure for a volcanic explosion of a cumshot. The man lays back and lifts his legs up for access to the asshole.
1. When that girl gave me the crank and blow last night it made me erupt.
2. Yo I heard Quez got a crank and blow last night. I wish I could get a girl down for that.
3. My one dream in life is to get a crank and blow from a baddie.
4. Holy shit Grant got a crank and blow in his car last night.
2. Yo I heard Quez got a crank and blow last night. I wish I could get a girl down for that.
3. My one dream in life is to get a crank and blow from a baddie.
4. Holy shit Grant got a crank and blow in his car last night.
by Jomojames23 March 16, 2023
Get the Crank and Blowmug. Guy: I want to use you as my blow board for the night
Girl: Blow board?
Guy: Yeah! Like.. a blow board to do coke off of
Girl: Blow board?
Guy: Yeah! Like.. a blow board to do coke off of
by Droppedmycroissant July 6, 2019
Get the Blow boardmug. When something annoys, aggravates, disturbs or gets on your nerves or ruins your good mood.
Past Tense: Blew my shit
Present Tense: Blowing my shit
Alternate: Blowin mine
Past Tense: Blew my shit
Present Tense: Blowing my shit
Alternate: Blowin mine
He just wouldn't get off my case about it and just shut up like for real all he do is *blow my shit*
Bruh my moms just wouldnt stop blowing up my phone while I'm at my boy house she really *blowin mine* right now
Bruh my moms just wouldnt stop blowing up my phone while I'm at my boy house she really *blowin mine* right now
by xYsoCereal January 16, 2025
Get the Blow my shitmug. by k9zeus January 26, 2016
Get the cold blowmug.