Beat my meat

A phrase commonly used in butcher shops, meaning they chop up the meat to sell.

Bye honey, see you after work. I'm gonna go beat my meat.

by StevenParkers August 10, 2020

Beating around the bush

When you want your girl to admit to something so before sex you start asking her questions while slapping ya dick on her hairy clit. Girls will crack to this interrogation method. If not, just stop and walk away.

My girl didn't text me back all night so I was beating around the bush until she was about to cum and then I stopped, she told me she was passed out with a whole pizza.

by HereForAGoodTimeNotALongTime July 05, 2019

Beating around the bush

When pubic hair is surrounding the penis but you continue to masterbait. This is most common when a man is procrastinating.

Hey stepbro will you stop beating around the bush and get me out out of the laundry machine!

by The mightiest orange chicken. October 11, 2020

Beating around the bush

When you smack your dick on a girl pussy who don’t shave

To get her ready, bro, I was beating around the bush

by Watchyakno May 14, 2019

We Got The Beat

See the people walking down the street
Fall in line just watching all their feet
They don't know where they want to go
But they're walking in time
They got the beat
They got the beat
They got the beat
Yeah, they got the beat
All the kids just getting out of school
They can't wait to hang out and be cool
Hang around 'til quarter after twelve
That's when they fall in line

They got the beat
They got the beat
Kids got the beat
Yeah, kids got the beat
Go-go music really makes us dance
Doing the pony puts us in a trance
The Watusi, just give us a chance
That's when we fall in line
'Cause we got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
Yeah, we got it!
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
Everybody get on your feet
We got the beat
We know you can dance to the beat

We got the beat
Jump back, get down

We got the beat
Round and round and round
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat

by Death Menace September 07, 2023

beat-saberphobia

the genuine and uncontrollable fear of the word or the game 'beat saber' is a virtual reality rhythm-based game that includes you hitting a bunch of blocks on a beat of a random song or audio.

have you heard? apparently Tom has beat-saberphobia

by H0RTEN April 21, 2023

Better baiting bolt beating

The AI equivalent of post nut clarity. Often used when a discord bot is screwed and needs a few kinks worked on.

Person 1: Right now, it's a bot issue, as in the bot isn't doing what we tell it to do lol
Person 2: That bot needs to relieve some sexual tension

Person 3:So what I'm understanding is your saying the bot needs a better baiting bolt beating release?
Person 1: huh!?
Person 2: I perform better after a tune up.
Person 3: So you need to get better at baitin and beatin them bolts and the bot will think clearly

by XwtfbobX October 18, 2022