brom bones

someone who humps both the rear and the front of an object, rubbing ones genitalia on the front end and back end of an object, a cheener humper
That brom bones is out of control, rubbing his private regions on both the rear and front end of the car.
by Fat Sausage Man December 10, 2013
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Bone moment

You take the time out of your day and just absolutely frag your mind out to the point your forehead EXPANDS.
Damn bro that 5k was sick!! That was a bone moment
by Swep2k November 29, 2020
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Idiot bones

Slang used in the description of a moronic action or person.
"Damn man, that boy actin' straight idiot bones with that attitude."
by ColdHeretic April 08, 2017
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Booze bones

Booze bones is the unpleasant feeling you get in your bones after a heavy night of drinking. This can result in painful joints, bones, or muscles.
Damn, I drank so much last night, when I woke up this morning I had a heavy case of booze bones.
by boykoyo February 25, 2025
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FUNNY BONED

1. Past Tense of verb, Funny Bone--to act out a joke in public, film it, and then post it online to elicit light mirth and merriment, sometimes involving trickery, surprise, and/or deception

2. Noun, comedy web series based on the same

First usage: 1815, Jane Austen's EMMA; "Mr. Knightley was ever so cross at Emma when she 'funny boned' Miss Bates at the Box Hill picnic!"

See also: Funny Boner: a person, who pulls a Funny Bone
"Last night we dressed up as a priest, a rabbi, and a blonde and funny boned everyone at the bar."
by Storm-King December 06, 2013
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bones

a type of anatomical structure that is used for construction of bone houses, bone dildos, bone flavored milkshakes, and the set of the show "Bones".
Guy 1: Hey, (insert yo homeboy's name here) my bones hurt.
Guy 2: It's probably because you drank too much bone hurting juice.
Guy 1: Oof ouch, my bones.
by oofouchwhydomyboneshurt October 23, 2017
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