Old enough to kick your ass

What some teens say when an older person asks how old they are.

How old are you?
Old enough to kick your ass.

by Judge dredd7 October 20, 2011

7 year old gatcha girls

cancer

fortnite 7 year old gatcha girls

by ThePotatoGodHimself December 15, 2020

fuck my old boots

anger and frustration

fuck my old boots lou.i need to smash you into orbit asap

by leogets2007 September 17, 2008

Dirty Rotten Old Cream of Wheat

An expression of disappointment. Usually used by little old ladies who were taught not to use foul language. The phrase is even more effective if you have an English or British-type of accent.

Little old lady in a DVD store: Do you happen to have any Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) movies that I could purchase?

Store Clerk: No, sorry ma'am, we are all sold out right now!

Little old lady: Well...dirty rotten old cream of wheat!

by WordFreak November 22, 2011

What's the word, dead old bird?

A funny way of saying 'what's up'.

Person 1: What's the word, dead old bird?
Person 2: Nothing much.

by Faaaat_Dead_Birds April 4, 2023

hello darkness my old friend

hello darkness my old frienddddd

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND!

by HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIENDD! May 20, 2021

Saying goodbye to some old friends

To visit the toilet in order to defecate. To have a poo. To drop the kids off at the pool.

"Sorry I couldn't come to the phone. I was saying goodbye to some old friends."

by Simon D Cox November 19, 2007