West Virginia University

Also known as “WVU” by its students, who don’t know how to spell West Virginia, this alcoholic university is located in Morgantown, WV, and coincidentally its acceptance rate of 88% is around equal to the average IQ of one of its students. Nothing matters more to a Mountaineer than drinking beer, getting piss drunk, and then throwing those beer cans when something doesn’t go their way, which is normally in the form of a football or basketball loss to its archrival, Pitt. In fact, even the (former) basketball coach loves drinking, as ex-coach Bob Huggins was pulled over in Pennsylvania with a staggering .26 BAC. If you are looking for a safety school, or just really want to never be sober, WVU is perfect for you. Despite the high acceptance rate, rumor has it that you WILL be DNA tested to make sure you are related to around 3/4 of the student body, to keep the cousin-fucking tradition alive. The school is well known for its “eat shit Pitt” chants (they are only capable of stringing together 4 words at maximum), and their constant singing of Country Roads by John Denver, a song that is actually about WESTERN Virginia, and not West Virginia, but don’t tell that to a WVU fan because you will get fists swung at you. Students live for the Backyard Brawl, but will normally just drink on any occasion at any time of day. Can’t blame them, there isn’t much else to do in West Virginia besides leave. The last good thing that came out of WVU was Tavon Austin. That’s it.

Guy 1: “Dude what are you laughing at?”
Guy 2: “I let my 7 year old brother do my West Virginia University application and he fucking got in on scholarship”

by Kidnamedfinger13 December 23, 2024

West virginia snake bite

The act of chmming in a womans ass then pissing in at the same time before pulling out then let cum and piss combine ass they run out into a shot glass giving them the option of adding a liquor of choice with a chaser of slappin that ass or face depending on what they prefer can be done without alchohal

I came in her ass then had too pee so i did then she drank it with a chaser of jack then i smacked her ass and squeezed her cheeks as my babies ran out her mouth west virginia snake bite

by Youdonasty88 January 6, 2025

West virginian hotdog

the act of putting a glick in between your asscheeks, showering it with ketchup and mustard, then finally getting your partner to eat the hotdog out of your ass

When i came back home i saw my chick doing the west virginian hotdog with a stranger!!!

by nutsacktickler69 January 19, 2026

Westbayer

The act of being so ass at an action; or being compared to an ass or behaving like an ass

Wow, look at the Westbayer on that guy!

by SF-26 February 18, 2026

West Virginia

A former Union state that fought against the Confederacy in the Civil War. Used to be part of Virginia. These days, Most of the state is actually pretty self-hating and votes Republican.

They are the biggest NASCAR fans in the nation and secretly regret fighting on the wrong side of the Confederate States.

This former Union supporting state probably has a lot of closeted KKK admirers. Not many black people live in West Virginia.

West Virginia is a bunch of self-hating hillbillies that wish they didn't fight against the CSA.

by Txorromorro February 17, 2025

weqtyrioupsdaghfkljxczbnvm

Wow. Just wow. Wowowowowowow. How the heck did you find this word????? Ur boredom is clearly level 1029384756

Dude im so bored I have tried 4,03291461126606 x 10^26 combinations of keyboard characters - oh heres one weqtyrioupsdaghfkljxczbnvm

by mostboringkeyboardinventor230 February 27, 2025

west virginia turn

When driving a vehicle, the act of swinging into the next lane to turn the opposite way. Usually, it's going partly to your left to make a right turn.

After seeing someone swerve left and then turn right: "Now THAT was a West Virginia turn!"

by Buckeye Chuck February 28, 2025