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two girls, one stanley cup

A sexual act in which two girls mimic the time honored tradition of the wining hockey team drinking champagne out of the Stanley Cup, by inverting a male participant with his legs spread wide, thus creating a cup out of his anal orifice from which they will then urinate into and then drink out of, sometimes with a straw.
"Those girls roll dirty, I heard they like to perform the two girls, one stanley cup"
by Barney Stenson October 30, 2013
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Two-Hundred Quid Shy-Pod

An MP3 player bought by someone intelligent enough to not buy a fucking iPod. Used as an insult by Apple fanboys.
Look at the highly intelligent fellow with the Two-Hundred Quid Shy-Pod.
by Phazzy September 12, 2006
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Two Gin Bottles and a Stop Sign

a term to describe mounting excitement followed by massive disappointment..derived from Geraldo Rivera's epic embarassement, in which he opened a vault he believed contained Al Capone's hidden fortune in a worldwide live TV special.. only two empty gin bottles and and an old stop sign.
"how'd your date go w/ that supermodel you met online?"
"Dude, it was two gin bottles and a stop sign. I should have known it was too good to be true when she wouldn't send me a closeup picture."
by KyTKatk July 21, 2009
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the old one two mountain dew

What did you do with Alice last night?
You know, the old one two mountain dew.
NOICE
by themountaindewd April 22, 2017
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Texas Two Step

When your friend gets together with someone you've been talking to with the sole intent to make you mad and/or jealous.
A: That bitch just Texas two stepped me with Brad.
B: He likes you better, just do-si-do her ass.
by DoSiDo Queen July 26, 2011
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One Two Buckle My shoe

One Two Buckle My Shoe is a new meme by edmondx but it is actually a nursery rhyme invented in the late 1800s.
YO BRO COME OVER HERE COME OVER HERE CHECK OUT MY NEW SHOES THEYRE THE BRAND NEW ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE THREE FOUR BUCKLE SOME MORE FIVE SIX NIKE KICKS HOHOHOHO THAT IS SO FIRE
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