A crazy town

When a poop criminal accompanied by a midget dumps in a public stall then waits for an unsuspecting individual to come along and very slyly gives them a swirly in the pot of shit then has the midget sneak in under the stall and take a shit on their head after flushing. Before they grab a breath of air. Usually a boy midget wrestling champion who was a hired hand.

Unsuspecting individual: Boy that town was a crazy town. Other individual:What happened? Unsuspecting individual:You don't want to know...

by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020

Old Town Road

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (Kio, Kio)
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Ridin' on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull ridin' and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I got the

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

by 1234567890abcdefghij August 10, 2020

Brown Town

The act of a sexual partner or partners engaging in sexual intercourse involving faecal matter.

Tom: What shall we do tonight?

Lulu: Well I need to go for a shit and I’m horny, so shall we go to brown town?

by JoshuaH96 August 26, 2023

Value town

The act of pursuing a deal or event for the benefit of your bank account (in a jewish)

“I just got my McDonalds order for half the price, that’s value town baby”

by ValueJew June 21, 2022

town

There is NO sneaks, NO release date, and NO progress.

Person 1: Yo! Do you know when town is dropping another update?
Person 2: No.

by rahvz April 6, 2024

Seoul Town Road

One of the man remixes of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X. This song brought back the hype for Old Town Road for at least a day as it features RM (Kim Namjoon) of BTS in it.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard Lil Nas X's new remix for Old Town Road?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Seoul Town Road? No, not yet
Person 1: Well, you should stream it.

by Let Taehyung be in Cypher 5 August 1, 2019

Town

Seattle clean slang used at the end of a sentence to replace fuck.

Oh my god, you are so stupid town!

by I’m very popular February 19, 2024