by innocentgirl January 29, 2010
Get the Landing the boat between two islandsmug. A sexual act in which two girls mimic the time honored tradition of the wining hockey team drinking champagne out of the Stanley Cup, by inverting a male participant with his legs spread wide, thus creating a cup out of his anal orifice from which they will then urinate into and then drink out of, sometimes with a straw.
by Barney Stenson October 30, 2013
Get the two girls, one stanley cupmug. An MP3 player bought by someone intelligent enough to not buy a fucking iPod. Used as an insult by Apple fanboys.
by Phazzy September 12, 2006
Get the Two-Hundred Quid Shy-Podmug. a term to describe mounting excitement followed by massive disappointment..derived from Geraldo Rivera's epic embarassement, in which he opened a vault he believed contained Al Capone's hidden fortune in a worldwide live TV special.. only two empty gin bottles and and an old stop sign.
"how'd your date go w/ that supermodel you met online?"
"Dude, it was two gin bottles and a stop sign. I should have known it was too good to be true when she wouldn't send me a closeup picture."
"Dude, it was two gin bottles and a stop sign. I should have known it was too good to be true when she wouldn't send me a closeup picture."
by KyTKatk July 21, 2009
Get the Two Gin Bottles and a Stop Signmug. by themountaindewd April 22, 2017
Get the the old one two mountain dewmug. When your friend gets together with someone you've been talking to with the sole intent to make you mad and/or jealous.
by DoSiDo Queen July 26, 2011
Get the Texas Two Stepmug. Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes Burger... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes Burger... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
Get the Gouda Gouda Two Shoes Burgermug.