Cesar Take

A statement so utterly outlandish that you have to hear it 3 times to make sure you’re not dreaming

Person 1: “Jackie Robinson doesn’t deserve to be a HOF’er”
Person 2: “Good lord that’s so awful, what a Cesar Take”

by BadBrisket July 19, 2022

Cute Take

a hot take in a topic, usually toxic, bigoted, and highly fact deficient by someone banking on their attractiveness to make it acceptable and defended by their audience.

Asides from the completely off base premise of Becky's cute take, the fervor of which her stans defended it was disturbing.

by ShoNuff77 July 24, 2022

To Take a Leek

To give hand relief to a Welshman.

Must not be confused with the very similar 'to take a leak' (to urinate)

"Sorry guys, be back in a minute, I need to take a leek"

by NotTheOxfordEnglishDictionary September 23, 2022

To Take a Leek

To give hand relief to a Welshman.

Must not be confused with the very similar 'to take a leak' (which means 'to urinate')

"Sorry guys, I'll be back in a minute, I need to take a leek"

by NotTheOxfordEnglishDictionary September 23, 2022

Indian Take

When you let someone borrow an item and they don't return the item.

"Hey man, where's your archery bow? I want to take it hunting."
"Bob Indian Took(past tense of Indian Take) my bow."

by RagnarOdinson October 9, 2022

Lott Take

The antithesis of a hot take. A Lott Take eschews any meaningful insight instead providing only obvious observations. E.g. "We didn't win the game because the offense didn't score enough points and the defense allowed too many points."

Can't wait to read this week's Lott Take *eye roll*

by Monkey Boiz November 11, 2022

hasan take

a surface level take without nuance about intense subject matter.

Popularized by Twitch streamer Just Chatting

TwitchChatter1: Wow @Streamer that is completely wrong from what i-is actually happening. I-I-If you look at what people are actually saying you'd see the issue.
TwitchChatter2: @TwitchChatter1 that's such a hasan take bro.

by Ad Friends December 4, 2022