A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.
"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."
"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."
"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."
"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023
Get the honorary gay straight friendmug. Straight Trash is a new disparaging term utilized in Facebook discussion threads to describe something that someone doesn't like or to exaggerate displeasure with a comment posted by another person.
It is often used in a sports-related context to express annoyance or aggravation with a player's poor performance, especially a star player going through a costly slump.
The term is sometimes used ironically and is often expressed as a hashtag, #StraightTrash. The construction often takes the form of an equation: Favorite Player + Poor Performance = #StraightTrash
It is often used in a sports-related context to express annoyance or aggravation with a player's poor performance, especially a star player going through a costly slump.
The term is sometimes used ironically and is often expressed as a hashtag, #StraightTrash. The construction often takes the form of an equation: Favorite Player + Poor Performance = #StraightTrash
Baltimore Orioles' starting pitching + high ERA = Straight Trash
#StraightTrash
Washington Capitals + NHL Playoffs = Straight Trash
#StraightTrash
That last comment you posted = Straight Trash
#StraightTrash
#StraightTrash
Washington Capitals + NHL Playoffs = Straight Trash
#StraightTrash
That last comment you posted = Straight Trash
#StraightTrash
by RiffGibson April 18, 2017
Get the Straight Trashmug. People who are heterosexual but lack the toxic qualities of a typical "straight." They're often seen as quirky or fruity by many.
by peepahog June 9, 2022
Get the quirky straightmug. an inclusive sexuality like demi-lesbian
that encompasses anyone whom wants to partially hold on to their straight identity
that encompasses anyone whom wants to partially hold on to their straight identity
by suck_my_d33 June 17, 2021
Get the demi-straightmug. by Magnum7240 January 15, 2024
Get the West Virginia straight pipemug. by Arminkshipper June 23, 2024
Get the Straight outmug. .
mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025
Get the mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."mug.