Rock in pockets

When a guy’s dick is so hard it goes sideways towards his pockets

Ryan: “Dude I’m so hard I have rock in pockets”

by Ryanlikesjarredandteagen August 6, 2020

no pocket rage

the situation of finding out that your new clothes dont have any real pockets.

also deemed "no pocket frustration", or "no pocket drama."

"these pants have no pockets! neither does the hoodie! even worse! the hoodie has folds where the pockets should be! this is some serious no pocket rage, wtf!"

by Sprinkles91 September 29, 2021

Beef Pocket

A slang term for a womans vagina.

This 10 stack of hamburger patties looks like Freya's Beef Pocket

by Sidemenfan May 12, 2024

Pocket children

Pocket children are collections of dust, sand and other odds and ends found in ones pocket. The pocket children are often forgotten or neglected inside ones pocket. When the owner of the pocket empties it out the pocket children are born and are now you responsibility. Take care of your children.

I found some pocket children in my old rain jacket from years ago. Now I have a family...

by Daddi Longlegz September 17, 2019

crap pockets

when your doing laundry and your jeans are full of things you've never seen before

crap pockets -
"hmm what's this ... this wasn't my fortune cookie slip ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... a button in my pocket? ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... $20!... oh wait ... it's one of those fake bills ... really?"

by BLAhaBLAha March 19, 2010

Windy Pockets

meaning you’re broke or you got no motion

I asked Kate for 2 dollars and she said she ain’t got 2 bucks I said she got windy pockets

by grannyfartedonmypillow February 27, 2024

Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket

This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.

Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!

by Yurpledoodle December 18, 2024